Monday, December 1, 2008

Bunnie

This is cute. When your young. Older, working years- you'd get taken a little less seriously. Older still, maybe they'd think you're an ex-stripper in the normal people crowd. Not so much if your rich rich rich where Matriarchs are named Bunny and Muffie

Angelelina

too many Ls

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Jojam

now, mind you, its his middle name- but honestly JOJAM?!? what ever possesses parents... he's only 3 now. he's gonna get his ass kicked in school. gonna get called ToeJam, hey Toejam why'd they name you Toejam...hey Toejam gimme your lunch money... nobody give Toejam a seat on the bus, or better yet, push him off!

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Timoth

but its pronounced Timothy.
okaaayyyy.
mispelled on the birth certificate and they just kept it that way?

Ronnal

beecuz i (mom, probablee wit no babee dadee) is 2 dumm to spel Ronald

make

mack-ee?

Friday, November 21, 2008

brittnie

the brit knights who say "Nie!"

racheal

ray-cheel? no. dumbass spelling.

vayola

crayon?

shyann keirstyn

urgh. phynsee dumbyss spyllyng

Thursday, November 20, 2008

shauntai

certain ethnic names have to be overcome on the road to success

jakola

ok, this sounds like an energy drink

runnell

i am sure running will be part of his future, stereotypical names can ruin a future

Friday, November 14, 2008

treasy

if you imagine a little old lady, you'd be right

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

jaeron

i kind of love this name- l. ron hubbard's son, j. ron
or he's from superman's planet krypton, opposed jor-el in the council...

michiah

???how is this pronounced? muh ki' ah? maybe mi -long i- kah?

kanitra

so-so- not too bad, a bit unusual, not one to necessarily make you put down her resume...

Jelle

how is this pronounced? jelly? gel, geel?

starlight

mom and dad are hippies? conceived under? just a bit dippy? true romantics?

Monday, November 10, 2008

Larry Anne

Larry? a little odd, but at least its not spelled larri or larie or lary or larey or larrey!

Rameaka

something you make custard in?

charon

isn't that the boatman on the river styx? well no, its a young woman's name

Friday, October 17, 2008

not dumbass, cool&unique: silpabanle

well on this continent anyway
silpabanle

charlesetta

another couple who wanted a boy

larry ann

yep, they wanted a boy

Friday, September 19, 2008

cristina

just kinda, i don't know- wrong?!?!

reeda

well, its phonetic for rita...

Monday, September 8, 2008

terrodjah

honest to fuckin' gods

Thursday, September 4, 2008

taryn - okay, i like this one

sounds like a name you'd see on stargate sg1

Thursday, August 7, 2008

xuntory tiyana daziarrae xxxxxx

formerly baby girl 'chalmers'

how can mom and dad not know they are shooting their child in the foot with this crap name
you make judgments about what kind of student whe will be, how hard she will work, etc. she will have to overcome her name the rest of her life.

Monday, June 30, 2008

xuntory

yep- can you you say the best job she'll get is "hello and can I take your order?"

Monday, May 19, 2008

anavel

nope, annabelle is too ordinary for our special child

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Sherron

mispelling just to be different- cuz Sharon is just to plain for their precious child

Friday, May 16, 2008

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Chassie

pretty sure the stupid spelling is pronounced w/ a hard ''k'

Ashlen

just kinda yuppie

Lastarr

stripper name?

Thursday, April 24, 2008

jama

and not journal of the american medical association

why would you name your girl jama- can you say future promiscuity?

parvin, ewell - old timey

and their like shall not be seen again

regencia - slightly unusual

think: hotel

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Friday, March 21, 2008

Patrecia, Juanelle, Debrah

Patreesha? is it pronounced? Possible, but I doubt it. Just a dumb-ass spelling.
Juanelle just says in 'arrested by 14'
Debrah- dumb-ass spelling

Thursday, March 20, 2008

symond haskell hawk lastname

dumdass parents naming their kid a future of bad first impressions

cylina. the cylon?

sort of just wierd-

Sunday, February 24, 2008

romilda

????

tralynne

dumbass parents

tailyn

sort of spacey
i can see a sci-fi character with that name

indred

and no, its not a girl

jessilynn

jessica plus lynn, grandparents
why oh why

canadia

its weak but there it is

Monday, January 14, 2008

Monday, January 7, 2008

Teena

now that's just plain annoying.

Xcalibur

for a girl

Teaonda

why gods why do parents do this crap- what does 'teaonda' say? it says loser-onda, fatwoman-onda. it says low paid slave wage job-onda. name your kid ethnic and you guarantee he/she'll have to be a fraking genius to overcome its stigma. and that ain't fair.

Friday, January 4, 2008

Jesycka

honest to fuckin' god