Jojam

now, mind you, its his middle name- but honestly JOJAM?!? what ever possesses parents... he's only 3 now. he's gonna get his ass kicked in school. gonna get called ToeJam, hey Toejam why'd they name you Toejam...hey Toejam gimme your lunch money... nobody give Toejam a seat on the bus, or better yet, push him off!

Timoth

but its pronounced Timothy.
okaaayyyy.
mispelled on the birth certificate and they just kept it that way?

Ronnal

beecuz i (mom, probablee wit no babee dadee) is 2 dumm to spel Ronald

make

mack-ee?

brittnie

the brit knights who say "Nie!"

racheal

ray-cheel? no. dumbass spelling.

vayola

crayon?

shyann keirstyn

urgh. phynsee dumbyss spyllyng

shauntai

certain ethnic names have to be overcome on the road to success

jakola

ok, this sounds like an energy drink

runnell

i am sure running will be part of his future, stereotypical names can ruin a future

treasy

if you imagine a little old lady, you'd be right

jaeron

i kind of love this name- l. ron hubbard's son, j. ron
or he's from superman's planet krypton, opposed jor-el in the council...

michiah

???how is this pronounced? muh ki' ah? maybe mi -long i- kah?

kanitra

so-so- not too bad, a bit unusual, not one to necessarily make you put down her resume...

Jelle

how is this pronounced? jelly? gel, geel?

starlight

mom and dad are hippies? conceived under? just a bit dippy? true romantics?

Larry Anne

Larry? a little odd, but at least its not spelled larri or larie or lary or larey or larrey!

Rameaka

something you make custard in?

charon

isn't that the boatman on the river styx? well no, its a young woman's name