Deray

lucky if he rises to McDonald's level employment and not selling crack

Shamea

Shamu. gonna be a big girl, pregnant at 14.

Da'Quan

future felon

roginald? Alvalida?

sigh

Aschillee

dumbass spelling

Deonize

honest to fucking god

Iyaih Camar

not sure about this one. my instinct tells me it may be true ethnic and therefore cool vs faux ethnic (nigga pullin letters outta her ass) and making future welfare recipient name...

google... tagalog?

myami - and no, its not japanese

its dumbass. pronounced : my-am-ee, like the city. not mee-aah-mee, like oriental, which would not be dumbass.

toyrianna

i am betting the 'y' isn't pronounced, but I would pronounce it. toy-ree-ana

bottney

17 y/o prostitute on wilkos - who pronounces 'ask' aks
god what a fucking stupid name
mama's not too bright either, called daughter a 'barbitual' liar....hawhawhawhawhaw

tausha

and its pronounced tasha- uh, no its not. if its au - it taw- like dow- w/ the 'wuh' sound -sha
sick of dumb-ass spellings

Aquadea mom, Ivanh'e daughter

jezus fucking christ what trash names

another girl shamarra is not too great, but its the least trashy of the bunch.

aquadea makes me think of aqua buddha and some old smear political campaign (ron paul??); but ivanh'e (ivonna? eye-van-hay? what the fuck)

bet their middle name is welfare

Queen De'Borah Ca'Mel

formerly deborah camel. not a step to success

Kamajesty Ka Ciera Ka Lynn ... Smith

Ka fucking moron black mama Ka on welfare for the rest of her life Ka baby mama at 14,15 Ka entitlement

Davion

fuck. future guest of the state

jawon and demontray

proof too many black people can't spell
jajuan i'm guessing baby mama was going for, and de montre (french for watch) demontray just means dumb ass nigger mama (oh, and we can say nigger, white folks can't)

phonetic and a black kid carrying a tray with delicious treats for denizens of the netherworld

Metallica

honest to fucking god.

antuaine

heavenly wisdom

oh lord god, what stupid fucking parents.

if she's not pregnant at least by 16, i'll eat my underwear.
what a totally narcissistic name

Calyx

Calyx. isn't that the part you sit on? yeah its that poor girl shot by her mom, but it is a stupid fucking name

Angel Wisdom

omfg what an idiotic mother to name her child such a thing. says a lot about the flippy mother. I think the spoiled brat Angel Wisdom will probably turn out to be will disabuse her of the notion children are 'wise' and pure' like (feminine hollywood version, not biblical masculine version) angels.

charlesetta

jesus freaking christ- its not even a little pretty. her life must've been an obvious sense of 'my daddy wanted a boy' growing up

orlandria

why would you name your child something that would hinder them in life?